Teenagers...........
One minute you have lovely, delightful children given to public displays of affection (hereby referred to PDA) and the next minute......abducted by aliens!
Let me give you an example:
Mother: Hey, did you hear that Tiesto is playing? I was wondering if you want to go to that concert.
Child: Tiesto! Yes!! That would be so cool!
Mother: Sweet, I'll get us some tickets!
Child/Alien: Us??? You are going with me???
Mother: Well, if I am paying for the tickets I would expect to go with you!
Alien: Tell you what, you only need to buy one ticket and you can wait outside for me....it will save you money.
Mother: What!!?? Are you kidding me?? What do you think I am going to do?? Embarrass you??
Alien: Hmmmmmrrrrrrrmmm (insert Alien audio tones here)
Mother: Never mind....bad idea all around.
Fast forward to a trip to Subway. Waiting in line, music is playing.......must have been grooving to the tunes just a bit, when to my right I hear, "No Mom, No!"
Aliens have abducted my child.
GermanG
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