I'd like to be a bird, not not a bug. Birds soar, they hunt....they are just amazingly cool.
Bugs....they are windshield fodder. Not aerodynamically sleek enough to avoid my motorcycle visor.....stupid actually. With one fell swoop....no birds do that....with one tremendous splat....their life has ended. But I suppose if your lifespan is only 24-48 hours, it's the way to go. The kamikaze of the bug world........neeeeeaaaaarrrrr (insert WW2 plane noises here) SPLAT! Done!
OK, so it's obvious the weather was spectacular enough to go on a motorbike ride......and warm enough to solicit the insects arrival......but still. Each and every time a hit occurs, I think......you are a moron....you deserve to die!
And for the record......if I was a bird I would utilize ALL of the sky that God gave me....ALL of it......wouldn't even tempt fate by flying across the path of a speeding car (which I am convinced is a bird gang initiation rite)......if all that sky is there, use it.....just saying!
GermanG
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